Today is an important episode! You must listen and we must act with the utmost urgency! We must act now to SAVE OUR STRAWS! This is a constitutional crisis!
On a serious note, banning straws is ridiculous. Not only that but do you know how they will enforce straw bans? The police! That’s right, the left that cries about police brutality are the ones who protest for the same government environmental regulation that’ll allow the police to use force on individuals for petty crime. OH WELL!
Do you know how the police enforce these laws? WITH VIOLENCE! This leads me to want to talk about the Police State.
I will go over how close to 1,000 people in Michigan have had their property stolen from them by police. And we’ll talk about how your kids are more likely to be strip searched at school more than they are to become victims of a mass tragedy.
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