Hillary Clinton’s Plane Was Going Down. What Happened Next Made Me Spit Out My Drink! HA HA
Stop me if you’ve heard this one.
A small regional jet was having engine trouble on final approach, and the pilot ordered the passengers to evacuate.
On that plane was a doctor, a 12-year-old boy, a priest, and Hillary Clinton. Although there were four passengers on board, there were only three parachutes available.
When they realized there was no hope, the doctor said he felt like he should take one of the parachutes, because he had the potential to save countless lives. The others agreed.
Seeing as there were only two life-saving parachutes left, Hillary turned to the priest and the boy and told them that she would do great things in their memory, but since she was the smartest woman in the world, she needed to preserve her intellect. She snatched the closest pack before someone could stop her and jumped.
The priest looked at the boy and said “I’ve lived a full life and I’ve made my peace with God. You have your whole life to live, so take the parachute and go.”
The boy quickly said “Don’t worry father, we’ll both be fine. The smartest woman in the world just jumped out with my backpack.”
Disclosure of Material Connection: Some of the links in the
post above are “affiliate links.” This means if you click on the link and
purchase the item, I will receive an affiliate commission. Regardless, I only
recommend products or services I use personally and believe will add value to my
readers. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commission’s
16 CFR, Part 255: “Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and
Testimonials in Advertising.”